Reidar
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And yet you're never at a loss for words.
I'm going to find myself using your "...is for weaklings" line one of these days.
As you can see from the comment below yours, I'm all too used to those.
LOL, you could've just stopped at "ocean". How do the ladies not fall for you, I mean with you comparing them to seaports and stuff. Shipping docks aren't really known for their sexiness. But compliment taken.
I don't walk. I move the earth with my feet.
Okay, here's a compliment back to you. Your eyes, like, remind me of the ocean and stuff, because most of the world's trade goods are transported via ship between seaports. Ah, forget this.
Well then... apparently they weren't very good compliments.
Ok. Here's one. If I was walking down the sidewalk and saw you coming towards me I would cross the street and use the other side. Because you are that fierce and goodlooking. And if I keep walking I might trip and fall because I would be blinded by your awesomeness.
Hey it cut off my frowny face.
They don't like me. It's all lies. But you're alright... you just don't take my compliments as compliments.
You have 105 friends. Or are none of them as pleasant and inviting as I?
Yeah... that or else I don't have anyone else here to comment :( thanks for making me feel bad. Is it that obvious?
Just because I comment you doesn't mean I have something to say. Gawsh, why are you so pushy?
You were making fun of me? No way. I know you're better than that. Yo' momma taught you right.
I wasn't going to tell you this, but yeah. He called me up while you were sedated and we were both making fun of you.
Upside down surgery. Sounds like something dangerous that's performed in a cave.
Do you think that doctors make fun of patients when they're on the operating table? I bet my doctor was making fun of me when I was laying there.
No, I gained a sixth toe from these botched instructions I found on Google to remove a brain tumor. Turns out I read them upside down so I started on my feet instead of my head.
It's complicated.
Hahaha.
Wait. Wouldn't you do surgery to remove a toe? Or do you have 6 toes all total? It's okay. Feet are gross anyways. Cover those things up.
I see. I just do all of my surgeries myself. (You were probably wondering why I have six toes.)