Reidar

Okay, maybe you shouldn't judge other organisms like that, because mine is like a kitty cat. A man-eating kitty cat with a voracious demeanor against anything that breathes.

Beardies can have nasty attitudes. My lizard is a loving lizard, unless she smacks you with her tail. But really, she can't even catch crickets. I need to man her up a bit.

Cool, those get big. I have a bearded dragon. He eats whoever I tell him to. But you're okay.

Hah, good luck with that. My lizard is a uromastyx. She creeps a lot of people out, but I think she's cute.

I'm trying to be as unpopular as possible. By the way, what kind of lizard do you have?

Haha. Stabbin' and jabbin'.

Your posts on the forum are cool. Very intriguing.

Now you're speaking my language.

Killing with a spork? What about a spoon? I have that skill.