Reidar

Me Reidar. Reidar eat friends.

Is it true that we're not friends? :(

Apology accepted.

lol

I thought I had free rein of the English language. But, there you go, getting all technical on me.

Oh, you're right, I neglected to consider Clause #62 in Section B of your nonexistent comment. You should be a lawyer.

It's all a conspiracy.

Look at the comment that I never left you before you said that.

Oh, really? Look at the comment made to you on May 12.

But I said it first. That's not stealing.

I merely borrow from you. And return what I borrow with girl cooties.

Stop stealing my lines.

Now you're speaking my language.

*rollseyes*

Oh, I'll word it differently. You more I no do than.

Well, that was worded weird. As long as you don't mind my comments. I can't help myself. I do it all for the replies.

No more than I do you.

That's amazing. I don't know how you do it all, though.

I comment you too much :\

Why, that's exactly how I see it.

Well, not in that order.

Innocent? You should see the looks they give me. They were asking for it.

So, you must be pretty tough. Do you, too, eat innocent woodland creatures for breakfast, bathe in the tears of your enemies, and scoff at heartwarming stories of love, kindness, and benevolence?

Phew.

Talking to you is not for weaklings. Therefore, what I do is not for weaklings. ;)

No, not you.

Everything I do is for weaklings, huh?

I get parodied for that a lot on other messageboards. Satire is for weaklings.