Reidar

Hey, look, my face is still here. Too bad it's too tedious to remove it.

I tried :(

At least I'm not talking to someone who IS normal.

Oh, don't pretend to be normal after that.

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Ok. I'm done. How are you?

The bottom half.

Overrated. Just like you.

(Half that was sarcasm, can you tell which half?)

Ahem...uh, the economy...bla bla...

Sorry, someone was looking over my shoulder.

Sweet. Lets trade.
Although, I don't think mine will fit you.

(Haha, this is going to a sick place.)

I never get sunburned. You can borrow my skin next time, if you want. Just make sure to give it back.

Baaaah humbug. You already have too many comments from me.

I got a sunburn on my arms and it hurts :(

You don't want to tell people we're friends. I'll make you a very unpopular person.

You should just admit that we're secretly friends. So secret that even I don't even know if we are or not.

Tea on a volcano? But I don't like warm tea.

What? Oh, Heavens no, not like that. I was thinking a game of Chutes and Ladders over a nice cup of tea.

(...ON AN ACTIVE VOLCANO WHILE FIGHTING OFF VELOCIRAPTORS.)

I can take you.

I'll stop you.

Well, I am going to go around telling everyone that we're friends. Mmk? You know you kind of like it.

I don't have one, either. Hearts are only good for eating.

Is that a no? Ouch. That hurts where my heart should be.