Reidar

It's okay, I know you're not nice... except to some person named "Dee", because she's pretty cool and you enjoy reading her comments. Or so I hear.

I could be nice, if I felt like it.

Yeah, well, you never told me if that was your phone number. I only tell my nice friends that they have nice boobs!

The hell? You never tell me that I have nice boobs.

Cold shoulder treatment :(

No way. Cell phone? Kevin's going to be dialing that number now.

408-688-6087

I'll take that as a compliment. Can I has yo' number?

Not as much as it probably should be, actually.

Aww, you care. You're such a good friend. I bet all my other friends wish they had a friend like you, because you're so good at being a friend and expressing feelings.

Is your blood boiling yet?

Wow, after that diaperface pays through his teeth for that he'd better get taken in by ICE and deported back to North Korea. I'm glad you're still here if only because I'm not American myself and I want all of the other competition wiped out so I can remain in the country. Or maybe I really am a caring person. You'll never know.

Have enough time?

Sunday night I was headed home from the hospital. I had taken my brother (along with my mom, who doesn't drive, but who wanted to be there because that's her child, blah blah) to the ER because he hadn't been feeling good. Turns out he has type one diabetes, and his sugar was 780 (normal is 60-100) so he was admitted to the ICU. On my way home I was going through a green light when some guy ran a red light and t-boned me. I had no idea what happened, but luckily I was able to avoid hitting the light pole. My mom and I were taken back to the ER where my brother had just been, and she's supposed to have physical therapy. She doesn't sit right in her seat because of her spine, but I do so I was ok. I saved up for my car for almost three years, but it'll (hopefully) get fixed. And the best part is, I was hit by an illegal immigrant who doesn't have car insurance and who probably doesn't even own the car he was driving. It's going to be fun trying to get him to pay my insurance deductible and medical bills.

Story. Now.

You're lucky I came back.

No, seriously, you are. My beautiful car is gone :(

i rlly rlly rlly want u so badley dee

Hey, can you help me figure out this here air conditioner? It's winter outside and it isn't conditioning the air to be warm. I think I'll just get some dry ice and put it in my living room, that should do the trick.

That bear scares the crap out of me, though. My mom has a neighbor who's Russian, and he reminds me of that bear... he also feels the need to walk around in my mom's yard on the phone. Crazy Russians.

It's not the inappropriate image of the bear whose facial expression looks like insects are devouring his genitals, it's the fact that there's no Raphael.

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haha

You know you like it.