Reidar

Your last comment was borderline sweet, but now I realize I have to confront this instead of letting it ferment and age unattended to. I'm calling you out.

I was thinking that I wanted to get a killer dog, but then I thought what if the dog wants to kill me? You know, like it's hungry and I don't feed it enough so it eats me... then I couldn't log onto cb and leave you comments anymore.

That's what happens when you associate with me. Of course, it shouldn't be a problem. Why would anyone else matter besides me?

You left me a comment and then everyone went away.






ineedmoarfriends

Yes, like Star Jones.

What does this look like? I'm not here to boost your ego. You already know that you look like all those pictures you draw (but if they were real, you'd be shorter.)

I want to know what you were originally going to say, then. Are you calling me fat?

I wasn't aware it was, but thanks for letting me know. You look bigger in this picture.

If said comment is about it being silly for a grown man to be dressing up as a ninja: I already know.

He can tell you anything about anyone. He's a CB creeper. He's probably reading this right now (hai2uKevin).

I'd make a comment about your picture, but you wouldn't like it.

Why is that dog keeping tabs on me?

I'll just have to try harder. But you might have to stay in contact with me to remind me of how unfriendable you are.

See, it's working already ;)

I did, of course, tell you I'm unfriendable.

You forget that I am human and have feelings. I, sir, do not buy that. You made me stoop low to see if you were still alive (don't act like you didn't get that message).

I had to avoid contact in order for your own safety. I hope you understand.

The CB world has been so empty without you. When you are done conquering and destroying, come back.

I don't act like a perv, and I don't get offers for nudes. Man, you're smooth without even trying. I can't really imagine you being that way, though. Acting like a perv is for weaklings.

I should use reverse psychology and act like a perv all the time so incidents like that don't happen again.

Why, hello there! That comment was very unexpected.

I hear you've been getting offers of nudes without even trying. Tung is going to be jealous. Share your skills with me pls.

Why, hello there! I decided to stop by out of the blue and leave you a comment!

Oh, okay. Well, bye.