Reidar (comments)

Hah, good luck with that. My lizard is a uromastyx. She creeps a lot of people out, but I think she's cute.

Haha. Stabbin' and jabbin'.

Your posts on the forum are cool. Very intriguing.

Killing with a spork? What about a spoon? I have that skill.

wat bout a work out for gettin taller lol. coz im short o.o

is it true that wen girls do weightlifting or push ups their boobs get smaller or like flatter?? lol.

well we work out every MWF at 6am-7am. we do running, push ups, sit ups, rope bridge, and sometimes pull ups. it aint all of those in one day though. sometimes it's running on monday, then wednesday will be upper body or muscle failure. it changes. im more on eating meat and rice and home all the tym. wen i go out, i like fast food, i guess it's good for gainin but not healthy so idk if i should cut that a lil or somethin. i also dnt work out as much like erry mwf. its an on and off thing.

oooh wow u remember i wanna be in the military lol. well im 4 11, 18, and juss 85lbs. u see how small i am lol. well i really think i eat a lot. it's seriously evry day like in classes and then lunch tym, then wen i get home, then dinner, then a 2nd dinner. i think wat im doin wrong is idk if im eating the ryt food. as for workin out, i do during mwf. wat im told is that u gotta lose the fat first then the muscle, but then i got no fat to lose so im suppose to be gettin muscle weight i guess lol. idk how those stuffs works.

How about a cyborg conversion kit?

Hot damn.

Reidar! I hope you realise that your Youtube video ruined my keyboard after I sprayed it with lemonade. Such is thy power.

Oh, and we're a CB couple now. Don't deny it.

I see... I will remember your advice!

When did you shoot Spencer in the balls with a paintball gun?

You should just take a screenshot out of your video. Hahahaha.

Can't you take a better picture of yourself?

Haha, so I assume you chose the celibacy lifestyle?

Whoa whoa their Buff Man. You're talking to Bio Sci major here. I think I already know this? No need to explain to me sir.

All I know is, my lifestyle works for me (I get laid on the daily), and you, work out for performance everyday.

Whatever floats your boat right? You get girls with your stereotypical masochism, while I get laid with my awesome aesthetic qualities.

Who ends up being better in 20 years is yet determine to be seen. I'm a pre-med student by the way. :] You on the other hand, may very well be a buff handsome man, but can you keep this up at the age of 50 and over while your man boobs sag down to your penis, and you call 911 at 2am after a heart attack using Viagara?

lawls. i'm pretty in good shape, and well toned, with a nice 6pack. i'm find with that. i don't like having my boobs bigger than a girls. also don't want saggy skin and wrinkles as i get older :)

so is your dick as big as your muscles?

I think I shit myself laughing reading your posts.

LMAO to sparrowdust