Reidar (comments)

Me get with a girl? I've already got a boyfriend.

Imagine what it would do for public relations - Reidar with a girlfriend! It would be like your CB Tag video only x10000000000000000. Those are solid numbers, you can google it if you want.

Then again, I'm sure exerting physical force has the same effect. Just as long as they follow you, whether they're willing or not, right?

Perhaps this rough exterior of yours is hiding some deep emotions. Are you lonely?

Reidar.. We need to find you a girlfriend.

You blow my mind with your amazing comment inventive-ness.

Haha. Maybe you should type slower, because my brain can't absorb information that quick.

That was directed at you.

That's it! I'm not commenting you anymore!

...ugly.

Well, I can call you ugly if you'd like? ;)

My comments aren't anything special, yet you read them. Stop showing off and using big words. I am from the ghetto, y'know? I can't pronounce those words. I haven't gotten to that level of hooked on phonics yet.

"Hot" is a compliment. I'm sorry that I am not as intelligent as you are and use cliche words. I'm just so over taken by the hotness factor that I can't think of anything exceptional to type.

You should really lower your comment standards.

That's hot. I would offer to help you, but I think you can handle it yourself, lol.

Ouch, that hurt. I have a name y'know. Excuse me while I go away and sulk in my own self pity.

That act of kindness I showed you the other night? Friends do things like that all the time. They may simply have light conversations, and sometimes they might cheer each other up. However, they don't do any of this out of fear or out of obligation - this may be a foreign concept, but they do all of this simply because they like each other.

So this friend thing. It's pretty new, right?

Psh, you know I am too awesome not to not comment me. Huh? Yeah.

Ahhh, little yellow people.


Wow, that sounded racist. *ahem* This is going in the wrong direction.

One more comment and I OWN your page. Boooyah.

Wouldn't it be cool if the emotICONs would work. :eyebrows:

That doesn't sound normal. It just sounds like you have comment tourettes. Normal is overrated anyways.

But it's too windy here. Pigeons would blow away. Howsabout brain waves. That would be cool. Read people's minds.

Okay, well maybe you shouldn't be so contradictory (is that even a word?)

I'm going to go to FL and play with the aligators.

Beardies can have nasty attitudes. My lizard is a loving lizard, unless she smacks you with her tail. But really, she can't even catch crickets. I need to man her up a bit.