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Maybe you'll get a badass scar. And then people will have a reason to approach you and start a conversation. Or more of a reason to avoid you.

I used to have a badass scar on my forehead, but it's faded with time. Now I just look ordinary. :(

Still there. Don't you think it's an improvement?

So do you. How's the eye.. face.. eye... that minor wound that tried to cause you to have "feeling" for a minute.

You have too much testosterone in your system.

I have a 0 loss record, so bring it.

After I'm through with Gigi, you're next.

Pink is such a suitable and manly color for your member title.

My brother told me that, for some reason, any of the females he's worked with develop better form faster than the guys he's worked with. But I don't go to the gym much anymore, because I don't want to go alone. I get approached by some strange people.

Actually, that's more than what a lot of guys do at my gym. Most people don't even deadlift because it's too painful.

Should I know who that is?

I used to go to the gym with my brother, but he was too "Gym: Serious Business". I got all excited when I got to a 135lb deadlift, which is a fragment of what he can do, and he had to kill it for me. But in my defense, he is a heck of a lot bigger than me and should be expected to do better than me.

Oh, okay. I was going to say that that's pretty great considering how that's what Rocky Marciano used to do in a session.

Five miles three times a week, equating in 15 miles a week. It's a start.

You mean five miles three times a week, or three times a week equating to five miles in total?

Mhm, five miles, three times a week. She started jogging with me sometime in July and she's lost 30lbs so far. She was one of those "If I only eat one meal a day, I'll lose weight" kind of people. So I had smack her into shape. No pun intended.

Yeah. Do you still go running with your friend and stuff?

Sound fascinating. Are you still training to death?

Here. There. Everywhere.

Where have you been?

But I don't want to :(

Please, dispense with the formalities. You can call me Stirling Mortlock.