Reidar (comments)

Well, imagine how boring things would be if she always agreed with you. And shouting doesn't mean that you're correct. If you shout at her, she'll shout back. And then eventually the issue won't be who's correct, but who can shout loudest. Trust me, you should let her win that one. That's what a real gentleman would do.

What, I love you man. No homo. You are my idol.

I think the more important questions are, you're trying to strike up a conversation, so why are you talking about something that could cause disagreement amongst one of you? Why not a simple, "How are you"? And, why are you talking to someone who you disagree with?

I can't, because they don't like me. But once I figure out what it is they all want, I will make sure I let you know.

It's ok, no one reads my comments anyways.

I don't know what we're talking about either, but somehow she still makes sense. From what I've gathered, you don't give off the "friend" vibe, but we call you our friend, which makes us feel much cooler than we are in reality.

I haven't commented you yet this month. I miss seeing your face, well picture, on my comments. I'm going to be demanding and tell you that you must change that.

It's okay, you can admit that you like me.

I wasn't being in the least bit sarcastic. I really am thrilled that you call me your friend now.

Dani and I are accomplishing the impossible.

I'm glad you didn't intend for your comment to be read that way, otherwise, you would've been disappointed.

..Friend? Reidar, you're admitting that I'm your friend? You don't know how happy you've just made me.

Are you implying it's to the contary? Because that would hurt my wee little feelings.

And now that you've changed your picture, your comment stalkers won't know what I'm talking about.

I have a hitchhiker's thumb, and I'm not disfigured, thank you very much.

All this effort of mine for nothing. Shame. I must try harder.

You have a hitchhiker's thumb.

I'm flattered that I have caused your eyebrows to furrow to that extent.

This is my anti- Anti Hi

Why am I not on the top of your top emenies list?

Good. I'd win anyways.

i haven't seen some of my friends in like 2 months. the last time they saw me, i was this really scrawny asian guy. now they saw me last week and they were surprised at how huge my biceps are now. ;D thanks to you for helping me out a bit. thanks love.

A book club?

I fell off a bike. It was my forehead against the gravel, and the gravel won. The sad part was that the doctor didn't clean it out very good before his stitched it up, so for years afterwards little peices that he missed were still coming out.

Maybe you'll get a badass scar. And then people will have a reason to approach you and start a conversation. Or more of a reason to avoid you.

I used to have a badass scar on my forehead, but it's faded with time. Now I just look ordinary. :(

So do you. How's the eye.. face.. eye... that minor wound that tried to cause you to have "feeling" for a minute.