Reidar

You were searching? Should I be flattered?

I'm recalling my search party of Nicaraguan indentured servants as we speak.

Did you miss me?

I'm not tired of seeing my face on your profile, so I will add another.

Tired of seeing only Dee's picture on your profile (ily Dee).

Understood. Or possibly it was to throw me off so you could hit me with a surprise attack.

P.S. I only winked at you because I had something in my eye.

I'm honored.

Okay, I don't even care about that, so I made you the first. But it means you are my #1 enemy.

Mortal nemesis. Interesting, I'll take it.

..Can I still stay on your best friends? >.>

That sounds boring. Would you like to be my mortal nemesis?

Friends fight sometimes, yes, but the foundation of friendship is typically not fighting.

Are friends supposed to fight? Hmm, maybe I should get some after all...

See now you're just making fun of me. Pouring salt on an open wound. What a horrible thing to do. :(

Although theoretically if you still wanted to be friends, I might say yes.

..Is this our first fight?

Pah-leeze don't...me stereotypical big, dumb lunk...never have fuh-riend beefore...but I haf feeling inside.

You have deeply hurt me, and I just wanted to let you know that Kryo is my new best friend and you aren't. >=|

No, that would require friends to feel shamed by.

ARE YOU ASHAMED OF OUR FRIENDSHIP

French? Probably not, but I went to a French school.

Is that healthy?